DAT A$$

Derrp
Melody // 19 // huge loser

I am the captain of this ship

hungryhungryhiddles:

Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcanon accepted

(Source: finching, via undercover-witch)

(Source: shadowmoderator, via fancymarquis)

(Source: espeoon, via hi)

bropakpro:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY


This is italian spiderman please look it up please it’ll do you good

bropakpro:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

image

image

image

WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

This is italian spiderman please look it up please it’ll do you good

(Source: roopop, via lowbrasschikah)

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

image

(via hi)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

(via hi)

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via sleepswithbanddudes)

(Source: tattoo-babes)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via twerktastic)